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einstein line 

Einstein Line: Common vernacular of regular concert goers. The Einstein line is the front row of the mosh pit where the punters stupid enough to get caught (Hence the sarcastic allusion to Einstein) are mashed up against the security barriers protecting the artists on stage from the audience.

Has recently entered popular slang as the front row at any live concert - security barrier optional.
Wayne: "Woah Garth, check out that chic in the Einstein Line, she's lookin' pretty mashed up!"

Garth: "Like, yeah, she's like, a bonafide honey! Party Time! Let's bring her on stage man!"
einstein line by kustomize April 18, 2007
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:Einstein: 

"To :Einstein:" generally occurs when somebody of lower intelligence keeps asking questions that are easily researchable; repeatedly and annoyingly.

Furthermore it can occur when a person makes what used to be refered to as a "Diahruian Statement", which may or may not include gross spelling mistakes and a lack of knowledge about the English language.
is sparta working guise ? :Einstein:

i have too monitors :Einstein:
:Einstein: by AdneDR October 22, 2017
The smart dude who invented cool things
Me: Duuuuuuude i am like einstein
Friend: .................. Not really
Me: invent a hoverboard then
Einstein by Uarenotaman88 December 27, 2018

Einstein Quote 

A quote that which has no definitive author, so the credit is given to Albert Einstein.
Here's an Einstein quote my mom told me "keep going, its only complicated because you haven't figured out how to do it quickly".
As Einstein once said "math is only hard if you don't understand it".
Einstein Quote by Fff74 October 1, 2019

Einsteinophobia 

The fear that a scientist is currently making something that may end the world.
I have Einsteinophobia. I think the scientists at NASA may end the world.
Einsteinophobia by E.Arunga October 26, 2020

einsteins idiot 

If someone is an einstein idiot, they are stupid put occasionally say something super smart.
einsteins idiot: "bro, cigarret companys kill they best customers"
person 2: "bro, that was some einstein idiot energy"
einsteins idiot by nebisjammin January 8, 2021

Einsteinah 

To describe a girl who is smart and inspirational
Einstein is known to be one of the smartest man alive. Einsteinah is a female version of the name to describe a woman’s true smart nature.
Einsteinah by AstroKitty May 16, 2021