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Purple Fever 

When you’ve been suckin’ Barney off every day.
Person 1: “Dude, did you hear? Stacy’s got a mad case of Purple Fever.”

Person 2: “Wow. Third person this week.”

guy fever 

A condition that causes a girl who has a crush on a guy to go to extreme measures to "own" him like a piece of land. Symptoms can be, irrational behaviour that can lead to friendship loss.
That girl is so deep into guy fever, she can't even see what she's doing.
guy fever by Br0kenAngel June 21, 2018

raver fever 

An inner sense of euphoria that you get from a music festival or club without any use of drugs, when your having the time of your life. Usually its music with high energy like electronic dance music (EDM).
Me and my friends were at a music festival somewhere out of town and we had a bad case of raver fever!!!
raver fever by JOHNCARESS4 August 10, 2018

Johnson fever 

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever

Pearl fever 

When you're absolutely just dying for a massive bukkake.
I woke up with the cold sweat, I had a bad case of pearl fever, until I had a dozen or so guys dump their massive load all over my face...and as the last cock spat its pearls all over my face felt better ie the fever went away!
Pearl fever by For a fly guy!!! November 29, 2018

Dengue Fever 

An Infatuation with people of the Asian heritage.
So I heard you're into Tammi. Have you come down with the Dengue Fever?
Dengue Fever by The real Nibster December 28, 2018