E squared 

when somebody has everything except (EE) sex i.e blow job, fingering, eatten out

James: melissa how was your night?
Melissa: well he fingered me, ate me out, and i gave him a blow job
James: oh so you had an E squared?
Melissa: What the F?

E squared by xchadx xbrox xchillx March 25, 2008

squareheaded

What most square headed people don't even know they are. A square headed person has an angular jawline the same width as their foreheads. The vast majority of society considers squareheadeness as ugly and unattractive, (especially for women)-which really makes no sense at all b/c some of the most beautiful and most lusted after females in the world have SQUARE HEADS. The fact that most people don't realize this baffles me to no end......

Adriana Lima, Jessica Simpson, Jenna Fisher, Rocsi Diaz, Doutzen Kroes, Marissa Miller, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Lea Michelle, Layla Kayleigh, Natalie Portman, Freida Pinto, Ximena Navarrete, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Olivia Wilde, Eva Mendes, Mila Kunis....the list goes on and on. And all of these gorgeous women are squareheaded. Don't believe me? Google them.

squareheaded by whydontpeopleseethis? July 17, 2011

SQUAVE 

Someone who does things, acts, looks like a complete moron. See "Squavous" (originated in Bonita, CA).

Look at that guy. He looks like his mother dressed him. What a squave! Hey squavous, looks like you made an ass of yourself again.

SQUAVE by G.L.C. July 20, 2008

squaretriangle

derived from playstation gaming. Used when one player has tried to describe a complex move by just saying that he pressed square triangle (the square button then the triangle one). More universally, it's used when someone states the most bloody obvious option for solving a complex problem, an option that the person has of course already tried.

'Have you seen my gloves?'
'Are they in the glove compartment?
'Square Triangle.'

squaretriangle by bb49wpr January 25, 2005

squarecular 

Shaped like a square, but with round sides

(Jorge) Man bob, your computer is so squarecular, what year is it from?

(Bob) Well, it’s from the 80s when everything was shaped like a square

(Jorge) Oooh yep that explains it

squarecular by Dock groge February 26, 2021

piece of cake squared 

When obtaining a cake is very easy

“Was the bakery busy?”
“No, it was a piece of cake squared.”

piece of cake squared by cake guy October 22, 2010

Squart 

The noise made and unsatisfactory delivery of the contents of a squeezy bottle sauce if it has not been stored correctly, vertically on its cap. Etymology squirt and fart.

The squarting ketchup prompted aunt Nelly to hurriedly open the windows during last Fridays dinner party

Squart by leguy September 16, 2008