Texan Cramp 

A bullet wound.

Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”

Texan Cramp by Meat_Whistle February 26, 2023

Texan blizzard 

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum

I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard

Texan blizzard by A random shithead May 23, 2023

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

Texan Tub Chub by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Texan waffle 

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance

I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher

Texan waffle by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024

Texan Tickling

When a man inserts his penis into a woman via oral, vaginal or anal and the woman tightens whatever its in and then sticks a vibrater in there and they vibrate until they pass out

Me and Jenna do texan tickling with eachother every night and we love it

Texan Tickling by Jefferylittle June 18, 2024

Texan Deadlift 

Their partner inserts a catheter into their mans urethra and inflates it, then they yank it out like starting a lawnmower.

I was talkin to John the other day and he had some heartbreaking news, he can't have children anymore because he had a Texan Deadlift.

Texan Deadlift by SIGMA ENIGMA October 7, 2024

Texan BBQ Sprinkler 

The act of eating an absurd amount of spicy BBQ food with absolutely no fibre, and then filling the anus with BBQ sauce just be shitting it all out over a person or group of people.

Bro last night was amazing, this girl gave the whole team a Texan BBQ Sprinkler

Texan BBQ Sprinkler by Jesus_has_risen_bbg May 18, 2025