slanty eyed mutton gun 

Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake

Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.

slanty eyed mutton gun by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018

laced mutton 

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

laced mutton by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011

Trouser Love Mutton 

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

Trouser Love Mutton by Alan June 16, 2003

Technical Mutton 

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

Technical Mutton by nomam August 9, 2007

pube mutton 

When a male has another shit on his genitals and he leaves it and lets it dry and crust.

"Aww dude close your legs, you smell like pube mutton!"

pube mutton by yourfuckingmotherbitch January 18, 2010

Montana Mutton Buster 

This involves a ball gag, sheep skin coat, (or sheep costume) and very rough anal sex

After finding out about Marissa cheating on me I gave her the Montana mutton buster last night

Montana Mutton Buster by Mr brownstone September 19, 2021

Luchi & Mutton’s 

Committed to helping dogs thrive and live their best lives through good food and overall well-being

“Have you reached out to Luchi & Mutton’s for a consultation? They help with diet, lifestyle and overall well being for your dog!”

Luchi & Mutton’s by daffysmom November 24, 2021