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Woolly Mammoth 

Much older woman who likes younger guys. Usually a woman over the age of 65. Older version of a cougar.
Ted: "Did you see the way that lady is looking at me? What a cougar"

Jim: "Dude that's not a cougar, look at those saggy tits, that's a Woolly Mammoth"

Ted: "Oh well, I'd still rip her Depends off and smoke her hams"
Woolly Mammoth by Romese October 21, 2011
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Woolly Mammoth 

An implied sexual term that describes the physical abuse of a penis.

a.) When a guy beats another person in the face with his cock.
That one nigga wouldnt shut up so i gave him a woolly mammoth and the beat the shit out of him wit my dick.
Woolly Mammoth by ThisNigga October 3, 2008

moley mammoth 

when the area of a (or entire) bitch is so infested with moles; the bitch evolves to a new species called Moley Mammoth regardless of weight
Ex1: Damn that bitch you fucked last night; She was straight Moley Mammoth.

Ex2: Anyone told your boy that his girl is straight up Moley Mammoth.

Ex3: Dayumm Bitch put on a mask; you be lookin like a Moley Mammoth!
moley mammoth by J & P October 16, 2007

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.
Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

Wee Mammoth 

Older Ice Age version of Weebl's enemy Wee Bull.
Wee Mammoth by Flecon34 May 21, 2012

Swooly mammoth 

A huge dude with a big dick, takes too many steroids, he'll probably die tomorrow
I was at the gym and I saw Cornelius, what a swooly mammoth.
Swooly mammoth by Superfish210 January 20, 2017