wasted 

Slang for getting intoxicated through the use of alcohol, marijuana or the sort

or

Slang for get shot to death or murdered.

Jim: Why isn't John at school today?
Tim: You didn't hear he got wasted yesterday.
Jim: Awesome so typical of John.
Tim: How is that awesome when one of our classmates died.
Jim: Huh?
Tim: He got wasted as in he got shot to death.
Jim: Wait doesn't wasted mean drinking a shitload of alcohol until your drunk?
Tim: This is confusing, who the fuck gave this word two completely different meanings!!!!!!!!!

wasted by phiyuku April 20, 2010

Korean Boy Wasted 

Korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. When this drunk, even Snooki would say "You're too drunk", though she'll likely smoosh you anyway. Be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-stick of butter, a Burt Reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous assortment of items came to be in your possession.

Taylor: I'm getting soooo whitegirl wasted tonight!
Mike: Eh, that sounds okay but I'd rather get Korean boy wasted. Nobody goes harder than they do. When they get hungover they're not just ill, they're Kim Jong-il.

Korean Boy Wasted by The GodFader October 5, 2011

wasted wank 

When the act of maturbation is disturbed causing loss of momentum or ejaculation in your pants because some inconsiderate person has turned up uninvited

I downloaded some wicked porn last night and was knocking one out then my mum walked through the door 2 hours early as I was just about to shoot my load, what a wasted wank

wasted wank by Djc2508 January 16, 2014

Walledagger 

When there’s 3 or more guys watching a girl pleasure herself and one guy gets the party started by whipping it out.

Guys: What is Meg doing on the floor?

Trev: Idk, but I feel a Walledagger coming on!

Walledagger by WhateverPanda October 21, 2020

Watted 

Adjective

Pronounced like “ratted” with a W, is present tense and does not change form when plural or in other tenses.

Definition: When one’s movement is inhibited by a cat lying on them.

I can’t come to the kitchen right now because I’m being watted.

Watted by shoppingcart2.0 November 6, 2020

waled mustafa 

Creator of waledsoftware, famous across Pakistan.

Waled mustafa is a genius brain surgeon, astronaut and coder 1010101000110

waled mustafa by waledmustafa January 5, 2021

Municipal Wasted 

Under the influence alcohol to an ridiculous degree.

Tony: "TGIF!"
Ryan: "HELL YEAH TGIF ITS TIME TO GET MUNICIPAL WASTED!"

Municipal Wasted by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011