Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.

Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?

Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.

That Time of the Two Months by Bagginski February 24, 2010

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the full monty

British high street taylors Montague Burton, now called simply Burtons, did a range of cheaper suits, with optional waistcoat. I think this was around the 1940's. Having a Full Monty was going in and getting trousers, jacket AND waistcoat, especially if you were a soldier going back to civilian life.

I've got the Full Monty organized for my wedding.

the full monty by wuggy February 25, 2008

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The perfect month

Getting laid every day in a month by a different girl each day.

Barney Stinson accomplishes this in the last episode of the beloved tv-show; How I met your mother.

Barney: -Remember when I banged 7 girls in a week.
Lily: -Yeah, the perfect week.
Barney: -I just accomplished the perfect month

The perfect month by TorgeirAK March 11, 2015

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The Hannah Montana

Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?

The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds

Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'

James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'

Dann: ' Seconded.'

Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'

James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'

Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'

Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'

The Hannah Montana by Jackson Pollak August 2, 2019

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