mr porky 

a phrase used to scare off boys, this works with mid-ulster boys. it’s also just a lovely phrase to use when having a laugh with your friends. works perfect as a code name.

him : “awh yeah i’m a pig farmer”
you : “mr porky haha”

mr porky by anonymous February 22, 2021

Doing a porky 

When you steal another players kill once you down them.

Also shagging your own sister

He took my kill!!!
He's doing a porky

Doing a porky by AndiZiad May 27, 2019

Slap my ass and call me porky 

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

Slap my ass and call me porky by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky 

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

Slap my ass and call me porky by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

Porker poacher by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

pumpin pork chops 

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.

Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!

pumpin pork chops by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

Porkyman 

Rule 34 of Pokemon. Banned on 4chan because of furry 4chan's board laws.

Guys like to see Porkyman on Rule 34 about Gardevoir.

Porkyman by Tingle Likes Rupees October 8, 2019