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Jonny Craig

A pillar of a man, knows how to treat women right
Ex. Damn he pulled a Jonny Craig, what a guy
Jonny Craig by User#13:) April 16, 2020

Jonny Sniper 

The Fourth single (second taken from the album Take To The Skies) to be released by Enter Shikari. Said by Chris Batten (bass) and Rou Reynolds (vocals/electronics) at Hammersmith Palais on March 10th 2007 to be about a cartoon charcacter from sex education videos that they saw at school who shoots condoms from cupids bow to people who are about to have sex and will save the world from STDs.

The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.
"It is a commom misconseption that Jonny Sniper is a man, but Jonny Sniper is not a man, he is a cartoon character that taught us all sex education at school" - Chris Batten
Jonny Sniper by TashaShikari December 29, 2008

Jonny Sins

A guy who fuck's your mother
Person 1:ay yo is that Jonny sins????
Jonny Sins: yeah i fucked your mom

jonny jonny

jonny jonny. he ate sugar. and that was the end of him
jonny jonny ,yes papa,eating sugar,no papa,open wide , a a a
jonny jonny by #unicornfarts September 18, 2018

Jonny Davy 

The incredibly understatedly attractive singer for Job for a Cowboy, an up and coming death metal band who got a big break with a number of bands as a supporting act, most recently Megadeth. Jonny Davy is unique for his "pig squeals"
Okay, I'm just going to come RIGHT out and say it. Jonny Davy is hot. End of discussion.
Jonny Davy by DeathMetalDarling October 11, 2008