Jed Kinson 

The Jed Kinson is quite similar to the SamMie Dee..

The Jed Kinson is eXtreme but tame. Promiscuous but monogomous. Polite but rude. Patient but eager. Highly intelligent but a natural blonde. White but black. Awesome but lame.

The Jed Kinson is also the ultimate aphrodisiac. Those who are fortunate enough to come across such a being should immediately become a stage 5 clinger and hold on for dear life! see - 'Sarah Russo' for tips on this

*WARNING*
Do not use this term lightly. There have been few that have attempted to slide the Jed Kinson into less than adequate sentences or sub-par comebacks and have been immediately struck dead by lightning!

Oh my god.. My boyfriend Jed Kinsoned the hell out of me last night!

Jed Kinson by MinxXx November 8, 2010

jed stick 

it mean a guy with a small penis

omg my jed stick is small

jed stick by shawnta thomas May 8, 2017

Jed's Best

Some insane blondies that make you jizz in your pants.

I had some Jed's Best blondies yesterday and I accidentally busted my load all over my buddy.

Jed's Best by Foodie1 June 20, 2010

Jed Clampett

Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies found his claim to fame by shooting a gun and the bullet striking the ground and upcame a spout of oil. Typically, this act occurs when a man and a woman are having sex in the doggy-style position and the man becomes half-way hard. He then proceeds to urinate inside the woman, pulling out right as he finishes, only to watch his urine spout from her anus in a similar fashion that oil shot up from the ground.

I filled that bitches ass up and gave her the Jed Clampett.

I pulled a Jed Clampett on this bitch while fucking her in a chair and she got it all over her new jacket that was on the backrest.

Jed Clampett by Grizz Mint January 13, 2008

Jed Dal Zotto 

A 'Jed Dal Zotto' is a man who thinks like no other, He think like an asian who just shat on a kid in fortnite, that asians name is Aarin, the hottest man of all, apart from jung kook

I'm acting like a real 'Jed Dal Zotto' Right now

Jed Dal Zotto by Jed Dal Zotto November 15, 2022

Jed's a millionaire 

Had sex, or 'got lucky'.

We were at the club last Saturday and I met this hottie; I bought her a drink, we ended up back at her place and the next thing your know, Jed's a millionare!

Jed's a millionaire by Code Monkey June 21, 2005

Jed head 

Someone who loves Jed Ortmeyer, the twenty-nine year old NHL hockey player. Formerly played on the New York Rangers wearing the number 41. Hails from Omaha, Nebraska.
Usually girls, see puck bunny.

A girl who thinks Jed is gorgeous and actually a good player (he's not) and defends him at all costs, is a Jed Head.

Jed head by Lena Jade October 6, 2007