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declining download death 

(n). The frustrating process of having a seemingly fast download sporadically begin to slow its download speed gradually until reaching zero k/b per second. What was once a promising download is now a dead 1/2 song or file that will not move.
Dude I've been trying to download that new Lil Wayne mixtape all day but there's so many people downloading it that it's hard to get a good link. All 10 tries have resulted in declining download deaths. Sucks.
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Dodgy Download

A video obtained from a questionable source. These are usually illegal copies and/or have sexually explicit material.
Man those are some dodgy downloads, where'd you get those?

Bought them cheap off a guy I know. Want me to hook you up?

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What were you doing last night?

Watching some dodgy downloads of yo mama!
Dodgy Download by Oklahoma hick August 21, 2016

broadband download 

a massive bowel movement, usually describing one of the largest in your life.
dude, that was definitely a broadband download.
broadband download by joe January 14, 2004

Download 

The best rock concert out. It used to be called 'Monsters Of Rock' and 'Ozzfest'.
Guy: You Going Download This Year..?

Girl: Corse I Am No- One Who Is Vagly Cool Misses Download..!

Guy: Sweet..! You Gonna Camp In My Tent..?

Girl: Sure..!
Download by Lizzybooth April 13, 2008

download a font

suswah told everyone to stay clear of the john as she had jus downloaded a font!
download a font by suswah May 14, 2003

Download Trump 

- that little bathroom trick you use, to hide the stink, by reaching back to the tank and pulling the lever as soon as you hear your deposit hit the water.
Wait, you were in here a long time, how is there no stink? Easy. I use my Download Trump move.
Download Trump by dissedurban October 14, 2020