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Virgin Airlines 

An airline that has virgins on it
Have you been on Virgin Airlines?

No i lost my virginity

dodo airlines 

A place in animal crossing new horizons to fly to your friends islands or to them to come yours. Or send them letters
-Opened da gates, you can come to my island now!

+How?

-Just go to dodo airlines, duh

United Airlines 

An airline on ROBLOX that hasn't launched since 2017 and probably never will.
I want to fly on United Airlines on ROBLOX one day, but it will never happen.

Singapore Airlines

Singapore Airlines
Singapore Airlines
Singapore Airlines by Taenun January 21, 2022

China Eastern Airlines 

A Chinese airlines was started on June 25, 1988, and is headquartered at Shanghai Hongqiao International Airport. They don’t know how to clean planes, because they’re lazy pieces of shit who don’t care. They are the second largest airlines in China, which means they’re like the American Airlines of China. Also they don’t care to provide WiFi, because China only pretends to be in the 21st century.

WARNING: their planes struggle to stay flying!!
Today I flew on China Eastern Airlines, it was horrible! The plane was filthy, the seats where too, there wasn’t any WiFi, and the damn engines were so loud!

Southwest Airlines

The crappiest airline in america. Refuses to install in-flight entertainment on planes that Delta Airlines is installing personal TV's on. Paying $200 round trip for a ticket on a crap airline with crap food and horrible service. There was an actual reality TV show that aired for a while that showed people getting mad at Southwest...Thats how messed up their airline is.
No movies, no power, nothing else besides pretzels and drinks - that's Southwest Airlines!