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woke up and chose chaos 

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!

ambulance chaser activists 

A left wing (BLM/Antifa) activist who jumps on to any officer involved shooting when there is little to no information available to make far reaching politically motivated assumptions and demands. Eventually these assumptions are overwhelmingly proven false by bodycam and autopsy reports
I saw the bodycam after hearing how she 'promoted peace' only to see her trying to stab someone. You just can't trust those ambulance chaser activists

Case Day 

An annual holiday celebrated by students at Saint John's University, The College of Saint Benedict, and Gustavus Adolphus College, all private liberal arts schools in Minnesota. Case Day is celebrated by individual students attempting to consume a case of beer in the 24 hour period. Typically celebrated on the Saturday before finals week of the spring semester.
He's got 24 tallies on his arm, so you know he completed case day.
Case Day by Johnnie69 July 20, 2016

case 148 

"guys, remember, 'case 148' i love seungmin" - seungmin
British slang for somebody being found not guilty in court and being let free
Yeah mans buss case, ima free man now!
Buss case by DetzKid August 24, 2012

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die
Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus