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Stanky slip n slide 

A softball field slathered with potatoe salad from a landscaping dump truck (macaroni salad in a pinch)
We're setting up a stanky slip n slide for the company softball game tomorrow

Mediterranean Slip and Slide 

When a girl deep throats after having swallowed some olive oil.
"My girlfriend gave me a Mediterranean Slip and Slide last night, it would've been better if she had used high quality EVOO though"

1-2 slide 

When a customer and his drug dealer dab each other up and trade the drug and then the money at the same time.
“Hey bro, 1-2 slide.”
Yah bro hold up lemme get the stuff.”
1-2 slide by Shsuacs November 20, 2019

slip n slide 

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)
“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina

“no, basically the opposite.”
slip n slide by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019

Mexican Slip N' Slide 

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.
After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.
Mexican Slip N' Slide by RegD432 December 12, 2019

Reverse Slip-n-Slide 

When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.
The other night I did a reverse slip-n-slide at my girl's sweet 16...shit was wild
Reverse Slip-n-Slide by MacSnac December 25, 2019