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oklahoma toaster rancher 

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
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glass jolly rancher 

when you melt jolly ranchers in a glass to form a mold and than crack it in your ass.
hey dude! I had left over Halloween candy and decided to give my self a glass jolly rancher.
glass jolly rancher by Sussyboy2? October 31, 2022

brown jolly rancher

Something Orion can’t get enough of, what a freak.

british jolly rancher

receiving fellatio from someone with a fucked up grill.
Tara gave me one hell of a british jolly rancher last night. I'm still scraped and bloody.

ranchette 

A small ranch; usually 5~10 acres.
A ranchette would be ideal! Some friends of mine have ranchettes.
ranchette by Starchylde June 3, 2016

Dance Ranche 

A dance style originated in the 1990's and still practiced and innovated upon contemporarily by webcam pawgs in which they shake, twerk, booty clap and girate their ranch lumps for the camera.
Iggy Azalea was did not invent dance ranche.
Dance Ranche by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020
An identity which is half ranch girl and half ratchet.
Bro, she is the queen of the entire ranchet community here in east sacramento.
Ranchet by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020