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citigroup asset management
Part of a corporate terrorist operation. Citigroup is known for screwing their employees out of money on their paychecks, especially final paychecks. These sick bastards enjoy not only screwing over customers, but their own employees.
citigroup asset management by greengirl123 November 17, 2006
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Management
A medical condition - and the professional field opened upon contraction - which nullifies or in severe cases reverses the normal causative effects of gaining skill in an area as experience with that area also grows, as well as inverting the pay-to-productivity ratio.
Bob got management and within 6 months had forgotten everything he had learned in his 10 years as a developer. He can't write a line of code anymore, but now he makes twice as much as he did before!
Management by Adayin December 23, 2009
Roomba Management
Roomba Management is the management technique of blindly trying out ideas and then randomly changing direction until an idea works, a lot like the Roomba vacuum cleaner. However a Roomba is very effective.
Observing a Roomba in action it basically blindly drives around a room bumping into things and then changing direction until it eventually covers the entire floor. While entertaining to watch, and pretty effective for vacuuming a room, Roomba Management is very painful to experience.
Roomba Management by KingKongDave May 17, 2010
task manager
when your computer crashes, press CTRL-ALT-DEL.
This will bring up a program called the "task manager", which freezes all forms of input possible, other than the keys, CTRL, ALT, and DEL.
This will bring up a program called the "task manager", which freezes all forms of input possible, other than the keys, CTRL, ALT, and DEL.
Did you know that if you press CTRL-ALT-DEL and hold it for a really long time, the task manager will come up several hundred times, thus freezing up your computer even more! Thanks Micro$oft!
task manager by Mike Mesenbring December 9, 2004
assistant manager
1) A person who thinks they are in power but who is actually a pawn
2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay
2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay
1) "She's walking around like a queen now that she's the assistant manager. The fact is; she doesn't know how to make any rules! Maybe her first rule should be to change her fucking underwear so I can't smell toxic queef every time she walks past me!"
2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"
2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"
assistant manager by thedude1963 April 20, 2013
mushroom management
Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, and when they grow up, cut them off at the roots. (At least this is the way I remember hearing it in 1974.)
mushroom management by Hot Licks November 1, 2015