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Wayback Machine 

"Dave, don't mess with a man with a Wayback Machine. I can make it so you were never born."

-Jimmy James
Wayback Machine by Neeptide August 5, 2010

Mask-Matching 

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.
OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.

marching band 

1. My whole entire life.
2. The class I live for.
3. The after-school activity you actually enjoy.
4. What you look forward to all year long, and you even love marching in the mud, the rain, and the blazing hot sun at band camp.
5. It taught me to appreciate the dirty things in life.
6. The late night bus rides where you play games, sing cheesy songs, and make out with your bus buddy (hey it's dark, and ALMOST no one can see).
7. Getting naked in front of everyone and loving it.
8. Your real family, that you love and also want to do things with.
9. It takes up all your free time and you love it.
10. Something to actually be proud of, since we work harder than the football team, probably win more awards, and we have more fun. Plus, it's one of the only sports that has boys and girls. You can never go wrong with that.
11. The feeling of belonging to something.
12. The BEST THING ON THE PLANET!!!
At one band competition, we got to the school at 2 A.M. and got back at 4 in the morning the next day. I was tired, my feet hurt and I had five shots in my coffee just to stay awake. And for that 24 hours my home was the white tent where we changed, my family was the band and all my friends, and heaven was those styrofoam cups of burning hot chocolate and out sock feet stepping in rain puddles while we frantically changed into marching uniforms. It's the amazing feeling you get when you finish the last note of your marching show, and the sound resonates all around the stadium, and you snap back to attention trying so hard not to smile because you're so happy.

The machine that goes ping 

In Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, the machine that goes "ping" is a device that doctors use to determine that the baby they're delivering is alive.

It is also the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.
"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."

machine gun flatulence 

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.
I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

Fog-machine 

When you put your vape pen inside yo girl's pussy, take a hit of it and blow it into her ass, then she slowly opens and closes her asshole; slowly releasing the smoke, like a fog machine.
Dude, last night I totally fog-machine'd Natalie at the Halloween party!
Fog-machine by Joseph spence November 15, 2016