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Klondike Slide 

A guy takes a shit, freezes it, then fucks his girlfriend with it.
Me and my girl did the Klondike slide
Klondike Slide by casper161 December 27, 2010

Klondike 

A white person that wants and thinks that their black
Megan is such a Klondike
Klondike by Lilroll January 23, 2018
A type of sausage normally quite Large
Look at the size of that Klonker !
klonker by Klonkers Sausages January 23, 2019

Klondike Bar 

When someone combines two pieces of shit, and then ejaculates onto a side of each shit, and combines them.
I would do anything for a klondike bar.
Klondike Bar by Nick Aldana December 17, 2007

klondike 

The absolutely most perfect person that could ever exist. Being called a klondike is a good thing.
Just try to call me a klondike again, 'you-know-who'

klondike 

some place that's cold
klondike by brady March 3, 2003