jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.

Rush Limbaugh is one real jive turkey motherfucker!

jive turkey motherfucker by EDYudaman December 30, 2010

jive turkey 

The most insulting word in the english dictionary.

I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.

jive turkey by eagle777 March 15, 2008

jive-ass 

The rhythmic body language of the ebonically inclined. Jive-assing often consists of walking like a chicken or dancing about aimlessly. Jive-ass can also be used to describe any mannerisms or behavior indicative of ebonics culture.

1.) In the '80s, it was fashionable to hold a boom-box on one's shoulder and jive-ass down the street.

2.) Take your jive-ass bullshit somewhere else. None of my change is "spare".

3.) In his own jive-ass way, he explained his belief in the "Grand Pimp Jesus".

jive-ass by Doug Mesner July 8, 2004

jive penguin 

Some one who talks alot of shit and uses past injuries such as a bad back to get out of playing basketball. Much like a Jive Turkey, Jive Penguin is an acceptable word, but should be usen lightly as it is the 2nd most offensive word in english

Salsa why u gotta be a Jive Penguin

jive penguin by FPAH32 March 24, 2008

Jive-ass 

1. Is someone who thinks they're acting cool but is acting like a fool. See every depiction of a white person copying African American style or music for an example.

2. Insincere. Just fronting.

3. An object that is pretentious or over the top.

4. So "hip" that it isn't cool. Mass marketed, high fashion "cool". An object that is so "cool" it makes you lose street cred.

"You're just a jive-ass white boy, no cred."

"What is up with that jive-ass shirt?"

"Look at you, with your jive-ass lava lamp in your jive ass pad."

Jive-ass by Spook Who Sat By The Door March 31, 2010

jive talkin' 

1. what Black people did in the 70's
2. Bee Gee song
3. sarcastic talk
4. ebonics

Don't jive talk me you bastard!

jive talkin' by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

jive ass honky 

a white man who thinks he is totally awesome, but who is definitely not.

bill: I'm the bees knees.
Tikwanza: Shut the fuck up you jive ass honky.

jive ass honky by deathViking December 2, 2007