hook job

a hand job from someone with a hook for a hand.

the cold hard steel of her hook on my peen made for an amazing hook job.

hook job by ihatecleves December 20, 2009

Hook-Up (Jail) 

Prison slang for a meal, cooked up by inmates in a sink with hot water, consisting of multiple foods from commissary to create something that tastes better and is more unique and filling than these items alone. Commissary foods are typically limited and simplistic easy-to-prepare foods or snack foods, so some creativity is needed.

Common foods used in a hook-up are:
- 'Soups' (Ramen Noodles)
- Cheese or Cheese-Based Dips (Jalapeno Dip, etc.)
- Mayonnaise Packets
- Chips or Ritz-type Crackers
- Preserved Meats (Summer Sausage, Sardines, Beef Jerky, Tuna Fish, etc.)
- Etc.

A molie is a version of a hook-up which is made from sweet foods only, rolled in a dough made from crushed up cookies and water.

Hook-Up (Jail):

1. "You goin' in on the hook-up tonight?"

2. "Go holla at ya cellie and see if he got some sardines or tuna for the hook-up."

3. "Throw in a honey bun on this snack hook-up."

Hook-Up (Jail) by BR Phat March 4, 2013

Hook You Crippled 

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

Hook You Crippled by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011

Hook Index

As it relates to television series, the hook index is the average number of episodes one must watch before they are committed to watching the rest of the series. For instance, Breaking Bad may have a hook index of 3. Meaning, you have to make it through episode three in order to really stay with the series (mostly because of the icky bathtub scene from episode 2.

Parks and Recreation has a hook index of 6. Because it was so similar to The Office, views drastically declined in the first season until the last episode (6) where "Despite the low rating, "Rock Show" received the best reviews of the season and convinced some critics that the series had finally found the right tone."

Hook Index by RichardNavarrete June 4, 2019

hook nosed heeb 

a jew with a hook nose. this is a derivation of heeby jeeby.

Dom and Pat are a couple of hook nosed heebs.

hook nosed heeb by Fabolousso April 30, 2007

hook-and-shoot 

The act of suddenly grabbing a good-looking person with a "hook" move on the dance floor and pulling this person to you while your friends quickly take a picture in the hope of improving your own Facebook status.

You:
Duuuuuude, look at this chick I scored with last night!
Your friends:
No way man, you pulled a hook-and-shoot

hook-and-shoot by 6P April 21, 2008

hook it up 

to make something happen

Can I get a shot of your liquor?
- Hook it up nigga!
AwwRiiight!!
- Fo' sho!

hook it up by Dirty October 26, 2003