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fuzzy lotus

This phrase refers to a well kept vagina.
1. Bob was sad because he had not smelled or tasted the fuzzy lotus in some time.

2. Jill just checked to see if everything was kosher with her fuzzy lotus.
fuzzy lotus by krosandian January 14, 2008

Fuzzy Wanket 

The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.

In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.
It looks like I don't have a date tonight, so I guess I'll just enjoy a good ol' fuzzy wanket.
Fuzzy Wanket by Charlie's Friend August 30, 2012

fuzzy zoeller

hairy{a non groomed}vagina
Judy's swim suit wasn't large enough to cover her fuzzy zoeller.
fuzzy zoeller by Mike Mc November 25, 2004

fuzzy dice rule 

When you have sex in your car, you're allowed to hang dice in the mirror
Troy earned his fuzzy dice already. It's the fuzzy dice rule
fuzzy dice rule by Pooperstoopr August 30, 2017

fuzzy nuts 

Also known as "the man in the corner office". Often refering to the highest ranking exec. or decision maker.
Let me go ask ol' fuzzy nuts if we can get off of work early.
fuzzy nuts by Nalga November 30, 2004

fuzzy hands

Pertains to a human or animal with extremities located at the end their arms which have a frizzy, fluffy, or frayed texture and appearance.
Monkey: Why are you so interested in my fuzzy hands??
fuzzy hands by Monkey.Boy July 31, 2011