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Item #: SCP-999

Object Class: Safe

SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen either between 8PM-9PM for sleeping, or during emergency lockdowns for its own safety. It's is not allowed out of its pen at night or off facility grounds at any time. Pen is to be kept clean and food replaced twice daily. All personnel are allowed inside SCP-999’s holding area, but only if they are not assigned to other tasks at the time, or if they are on break. Subject is to be played with when bored and spoken to in a calm, non-threatening tone.

SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing about 54 kg (120 lbs) with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter. Subject’s size and shape is easily malleable and can change shape at will, though when at rest, SCP-999 becomes a rounded, oblate dome roughly 2 meters wide and 1 meter in height. The surface of SCP-999 consists of a thin, transparent membrane similar to that of an animal cell roughly .5 cm thick, and is highly elastic, allowing SCP-999 to flatten portions of its body up to 2 cm thin. This surface is also hydrophobic, although SCP-999 can willfully absorb liquids (see Addendum SCP-999-A). The rest of SCP-999's body is filled with a viscous orange substance of unknown chemical makeup, though it is capable of digesting organic materials with ease.
SCP-999 is the cutest SCP in my opinion!
SCP-999 by POTUS Official December 15, 2021
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SCP-2316 Manifests As A Group Of Human Corpses Floating In A Pool Of Water. The Identity Of The Corpses Are REDACTED. SCP-2316 Is A Deadly Cognitohazard. Those Who Fall Victim To SCP-2316 Will See That The Bodies In The Water Take On A Form That Looks Like A Loved One Or Close Friend, They Will Attempt To Save Them, Making More Contact With The Water.
SCP-2316 IS TAKING EFFECT. YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.
SCP-2316 by among us drip March 20, 2022
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Alright, I'm sick of this shit. The system keeps kicking out repair tickets for this spot in the database, and I don't want to bother with it anymore. I'm going to put suppression on any tickets involving the SCP-000 slot of the database, because it's disrupting work flow for actual problems, and generally just pissing me off. I don't know why it keeps fucking with the syntax, but the fact of the matter is that it's only happening here, and considering that the only thing here is just a giant pile of junk data, it's more than likely the database pissing itself over the lack of proper information. If anything changes, I'll definitely look into it, but as of right now this issue is closed.
- Technical Researcher Rosen
SCP-000 by 8jmed April 9, 2022

SCP Secret Laboratory

SCP Secret Laboratory is a horror game focused on the internet creation called the SCP Foundation, the game was created in 2017 by Northwood Studios, the game 5 has playable groups which are: Class-D, Scientists, MTF, Chaos Insurgency and SCPs, Class-D and Scientists have to escape the facility to win, once a D-Class escapes they become Chaos Insurgents, however when Scientists escape they become MTF (MTF Stands for Mobile Task Force) Chaos Insurgents and MTF have guns, CI has the Logicer and the MTF depends on what kind of MTF they are, MTF Cadets have P-90s, MTF Lieutenants have E-11 SR Rifles, And the MTF Commander also have E-11 SR Rifles, SCPs are creatures or objects that have anomalous properties that can either benefit you or kill you, the SCP creatures in the game are: SCP-173 (AKA: The Statue, The Sculpture, Peanut) SCP-049 (AKA: Plague Doctor) SCP-096 (Shy Guy) SCP-106 (The Old Man, Larry, Uncle Larry, Radical Larry) SCP-939 (Dog) Now the SCP Items are SCP-018 (Ball, Super ball) SCP-207 (Cola bottles, Coca-cola, Cola) SCP-268 (The hat) and SCP-500 (The pill, The Pills, Panacea) Now for the guns: COM-15, MP-7, P-90, USP, Epsilon-11 SR Rifle, Logicer and Micro HID. Well, I'm too lazy to continue making this definition so I'm just gonna stop here.
person 1: Ayo did you play SCP Secret Laboratory yet?
person 2: Yeah, it was scary at first but then it just became an earrape simulator with creatures.
SCP Secret Laboratory by FiftyK November 9, 2020
scp 2718 is the dammerung class cognitohazard known as death. anyone who knows about the description of what happens after death will experience eternal suffering caused by the binding of ones soul to the body which makes you feel everything that your body feels while it decays for eternity.
there is a theory that the afterlife is whatever we believe it to be, whatever our religion or faith tells us is our destiny. scp 2718 overrides that, overwrites your afterlife, creates a new endless, meaningless pain that lasts even further than the end of time. if you are exposed to this infohazard, this is what happens to you when you die.
Scp 2718 by [DATA EXPUNGED] May 28, 2019
Scp-106 is an old man cover in a black corrosive substance. Scp-106 is a Keter class Scp which makes it very dangerous to humanity for it has the ability to go into a pocket dimension and corrode through walls allowing it to hunt down it's target. The origin of how he came to be is difficult to figure out, for now he is safely contained inside site 19
Scientist 1: Hey man, why is that wall over there all covered with some weird black liquid
Scientist 2: Huh
Scp-106: Hey
Scientist 1: No not my femur
scp-106 by 05 council April 17, 2019
A succubus but in a Holy way

When Male people see her, They Immediately try to have intercourse with 166 which does not Stress 166.
166 is Seriously into Christianity and used to be a Nun before being dragged to the foundation, while she was in her stay she requested Holy Items in which only 1 was refused which was a Priest to let her confess her sins.
Intercom in SCP-166's Containment Chamber:Attention D-4323 Please enter the Containment Chamber
*D class enters the Chamber*
SCP-166: *Looks at D-4323*
D-4323 in his mind: Oh shit my pp is gonna get hard
*D-4323's Private part suddenly starts to expand at a fast rate*
SCP-166: *Shows no distress*
D-4323: *Dashes to SCP-166*
Security Guard: *Fires the P90 to prevent a Horrible event*
D-4323: *Fuccin dies*

Female Researcher: Nice.
scp-166 by A Jude November 5, 2019