Midwest Paranoia 

When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.

The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.

Midwest Paranoia by twofish22 March 30, 2015

midwest request 

Repeatedly asking for a favor without actually making the request; usually in a passive aggressive manner

Me: my mom is midwest requesting me to come over this weekend to help her move.
Friend: how many times has she texted you about it?

Me: FORTY

midwest request by jay-kray November 8, 2017

midwest medium 

Full-bodied. Voluptuous. Zaftig.

She said she was medium build, but that’s a “Midwest medium” not an L.A. medium.

midwest medium by Scissorgrrrl May 12, 2018

Midwest Kevorkian 

When wearing a tie, tuck the tie into your pants and tie the normally loose end around your penis.

Wow, did you see Greg? Dude rocks that Midwest Kevorkian like no one else.

Jack should stick to pencil ties. He seems to be having trouble with his Midwest Kevorkian.

Midwest Kevorkian by Frugal Male Fashion May 15, 2018

Midwest Vertigo 

The strange sensation one feels when it looks like it's 70°F outside, but it is actually only 45 or 50.

I looked out the window and it seemed warm, but was hit with Midwest Vertigo when the cold air blasted me in the face.

Midwest Vertigo by Hoosier headache May 28, 2018

Midwest Ketchup Bottle 

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

Midwest Ketchup Bottle by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

Midwest Triangle 

When two girls from Indiana and one guy from Missouri have a threesome

Whitney and Sarah are hoping to complete the Midwest triangle with Mike

Midwest Triangle by wendytorrance October 18, 2019