God 

The supreme being that is omnipotent and omniscient. Since he is omnipontent, he has the power to create a stone so big that he himself cannot lift, and at the same time he must be able to lift it. And since he is omniscient, he has the power to know everything, even what you will do tomorrow, thus, you have no free will.

God is a self contradictory idea.

God by FreeThinker07 July 20, 2004

God 

Created by Man in his own image.

Man1: There is no God.
Man2: Yes there is.
Man1 slaps Man2

God by InfernoSnow July 4, 2006

God 

cloud dude

ie. likes clouds

God by _VMC_ June 10, 2003

God 

You can find him in the Bible.

God's name is at Psalms 83:18

God by notanep September 15, 2016

God 

Our heavenly father that is kind, forgiving, and everything good

(A person praying): Dear heavenly father please forgive me for my sins and thank you for everything Amen. GOD: ofc I forgive you my child just don't do it again

God by I love Jesus & God November 18, 2020

god 

A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.

God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"

god by god April 20, 2005

God 

Someone that people put under their MySpace "Heroes" list so that they feel like they have an excuse to do bad things/dress like a whore/post bad pictures/etc.

Mary slept with Stan, but knew it was okay because she had posted God as her #1 Hero on MySpace.

God by Alison :) April 26, 2008