Baggy bellend 

when someones penis has a slack foreskin that hangs over the bellend.

also could be used as an insult.

"im not being funny but you've got a face like a baggy bellend!"

Baggy bellend by Emily September 13, 2004

Benny Bellend 

A boy who acts like a bellend

That boy is such a benny bellend.

Stop being a benny bellend.

GODS SAKE BENNY BELLEND

Benny Bellend by x D bj October 18, 2008

Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot

My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.

Battenburg Bellend by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012

bertie bellend 

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

bertie bellend by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

sore bellend 

When mark t has to much sex

Oh mark fuck me

No babe i have a sore bellend

sore bellend by Not sam wright January 10, 2018

Pufferfish bellend 

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

Pufferfish bellend by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019

Jingle bellend 

An idiot at Christmas

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

Jingle bellend by Nuphagus December 19, 2019