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Great Area 51 Massacre 

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
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Storm Area 51 

Person1: So where are you going on September 20th 2019
Person2: My friends and I are going to Storm Area 51 , they can't get us all, we are going to see them Aliens.
Person1: I am in.
Storm Area 51 by Candlebaby July 14, 2019

The Great Area 51 Massacre 

The Great Area 51 Massacre occurred on September 20, 2019, when more than 700,000 Facebook account users tried to storm the military base after signing a petition on the social media website. The large group’s aim was to take and possibly expose military secrets, including the apparent presence of aliens and complex, but other-worldly technologies (such as ufo’s) being held and kept in the base. An estimate of 699,999 people have perished in the fight. An estimate of 1 people have lived, with those currently being on the run. The U.S. Air Force and CIA have both announced that a “small number of documents” have gone missing and that the perpetrators will be apprehended.
Oh man, do you guys remember the Great Area 51 Massacre? What a day. I tried to Naruto run but lost both my sexy legs. At least we got those secrets though! #paulsayshi

Naruto Area 51 

A guy (that literally) managed to go in area 51(while running with his (LoNg) legs)
non lifer 1: Did u see a guy on youtube who ran like a naruto area 51 runner near area 51.
His friend:I aM nOt a NoN lIfer so I DOnt see suCH ShIts LIKe U Do
Nonlifer:Ok u suck i need robux
Naruto Area 51 by Proffesorisblackt69 September 29, 2019

alienware area 51 

An overpriced piece of shit with a god-like case that has 12 year olds at their knees
Kid: dude I can’t wait to get the Alienware Area 51!
Kid 2: Ik right. I’m gonna has 18 fps on Minecraft now
alienware area 51 by TTeku January 7, 2022

Area 51ing

When you’re banging a girl and you slip a foreign object in her butt.
Dude 1: Hey man, you banged that girl last night?

Dude 2: Yea I was area 51ing her with an electric toothbrush!
Dude 1: nice
Area 51ing by The real cm September 20, 2019

area 51ers 

people who will see a conspiracy in everything; skully
Those tools down at the Bunny Hutch are all area 51ers
area 51ers by lotuspanda March 15, 2008