Great Area 51 Massacre

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.

Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."

Great Area 51 Massacre by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

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Storm Area 51

The plan to see them Aliens

Person1: So where are you going on September 20th 2019
Person2: My friends and I are going to Storm Area 51 , they can't get us all, we are going to see them Aliens.
Person1: I am in.

Storm Area 51 by Candlebaby July 14, 2019

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The Great Area 51 Massacre

The Great Area 51 Massacre occurred on September 20, 2019, when more than 700,000 Facebook account users tried to storm the military base after signing a petition on the social media website. The large group’s aim was to take and possibly expose military secrets, including the apparent presence of aliens and complex, but other-worldly technologies (such as ufo’s) being held and kept in the base. An estimate of 699,999 people have perished in the fight. An estimate of 1 people have lived, with those currently being on the run. The U.S. Air Force and CIA have both announced that a “small number of documents” have gone missing and that the perpetrators will be apprehended.

Oh man, do you guys remember the Great Area 51 Massacre? What a day. I tried to Naruto run but lost both my sexy legs. At least we got those secrets though! #paulsayshi

The Great Area 51 Massacre by EKD_145 July 15, 2019

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Naruto Area 51

A guy (that literally) managed to go in area 51(while running with his (LoNg) legs)

non lifer 1: Did u see a guy on youtube who ran like a naruto area 51 runner near area 51.
His friend:I aM nOt a NoN lIfer so I DOnt see suCH ShIts LIKe U Do
Nonlifer:Ok u suck i need robux

Naruto Area 51 by Proffesorisblackt69 September 29, 2019