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A long standing South African name for someone who is a gimp, a mong or generally someone who has considerably small genitals. Usually intellectually inept.
Look man you can do whatever you want, just don't be a Dylan.

Girls be weary, the Dylan usually has herpes and will dissapoint you sexually.
Dylan by MarkyMark808 November 24, 2021
scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock
dylan has a 6.4 in dick
dylan by jackslapcooker7290 November 24, 2021
Dylan is the most drippy person in the hood. Dylan always drip too hard. He is a person who don’t give a f.
Dylan is dripping so hard.
Dylan by Dopeman01_ November 24, 2021
Is the most responsible guy you'll ever meet. A good friend, honest lover, and a son that doesn't like family dramas. He's also got the biggest meat. If you ever get to come across a Dylan, hold on to him and never let go. He could be the most romantic boyfriend or the bestest friend you'll ever have.

Dylans has the tendency to get nerdy sometimes. They love everything Spiderman. Dylans are also gamers. They are good with consoles.
Dylan: Have you seen the newest Spiderman trailer?
Dylan by ElephantBb November 25, 2021
An extremely average type of guy. Sucks at fighting and thinks he's an absolute unit which is quite the opposite
Dylan: I would fully destroy you in a fight
Literally anyone: shutup bitch
dylan by dickface2.1 November 26, 2021
Hottest guy you will ever meet. Picks up hoes by the minute. Is very muscular. Usain bolt couldn’t even come close to this mans godly speed. A god at anything he does and very funny.
Dylan
Dylan by JOE727272 November 27, 2021