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Saint Patrick 

A saint who Christianized Ireland leading to another wave of Christian evangelists who would go on to Christianize most of Europe.
Saint Patrick is the reason that Ireland remembers the shamrock and changed from a group of pagan Celts to the Irish we know today.
Saint Patrick by IronIrishAmerican December 28, 2011

Pulling a Patrick

*Fred yelling and punching walls*
Drew: Yo Fred chill. You're pulling a Patrick.
Pulling a Patrick by ChillPatrick January 22, 2017

Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

a term used by 8 year olds with an attention span of 0.1 seconds.

It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.
Commenter: "Hey *Insert youtuber*, remember me? We were friends for a long time. I yesterday found out i had cancer and i'm gonna miss you. My family is working hard to fund my Make-A-Wish. If i die i'm sorry for letting you down."

Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€"

These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.

backwards patrick 

Sitting on the toilet while defecating and vomiting into a nearby sink simultaneously after a hillbillies or mc donalds mcBreakfast a.k.a mc pukefest
Aww man, he did a backwards patrick and made a mess of the bog again, why the fuck does he eat that shit when he knows he'll end up wrecking the jax

The Patrick Vacuum 

When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.
Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!

Kyle: No it's not.

St Patrick 

St Patrick was born about 390 in Britain. He was kidnapped around 406 and brought to Ireland as a slave. In approximately 412 he escaped and returned to Britain. later St Patrick returned to Ireland as a Bishop. He converted the Irish people to Christianity. St Patrick died about 462 in Co. Down. He is buried near Down Cathedral, Downpatrick
St Patrick by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005