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emily witham 

emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.
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Strong, authentic and confident. She's been through a ton, and sometimes her pain gets to her head so much she makes it a little bit about herself. She lacks commitment and the ability to stay true to her word, but she always finds a way to fix and learn from her mistakes. The changes are lifelong and prove trust.

Sometimes it doesn't benefit her. She fixes and rearranges her personality to meet the needs of others, that she loses who she is on the inside. It affects her ability to make and keep friends. But she has her moments of power, moments when she's silly and fun. She's ever so cocky, especially with the people she's close to. She leads a hard bargain, and wins most arguments due to her persuasive skills and use of strong words. Some people can easy manipulate her, but with time she get's better at standing her ground and staying true to her word. She was always called weird growing up, but she daydreams about a life that holds more meaning to her. She longs for the feeling of family. Her maturity is beyond comparison. Her authenticity is what makes her stand out from other people. She's always herself, regardless of what other people have to say. She's natural in all aspects of her life.

Her mind is powerful, she's intelligent beyond limits. She's extremely empathetic, but lacks sympathy. She's unique.
Look at Emily, her authenticity is beyond words, I better take notes.
Emily by milky_moon March 12, 2022

Emïly Laü 

Absolute super smart, pretty, beautiful, athletic GIRLBOSS. Gosh such a God. Also a nigger but not black.
(Pronounced Em-ill-e-Lao)
Wow! She's such an Emïly Laü!
Emïly Laü by WiggaWonka69420 March 25, 2022
A weird girl, who's usually a crack head. A total klutz.
Omg it's an emily liu lmfaoooo
Emily Liu by LoliSlayer_69 April 1, 2022
Fuck Emily she a whole bitch
Bro fuck Emily 🍆👊😮
Emily by Not Emily 💀 April 1, 2022
emily is a braindead girl who annoys everyone around her somehow and thinks shes the life of the part when shes actually not
person 1: yo you seen emily
person 2: yea im tryna avoid her i hate her shes so annoying
person 1: same
emily by quandale dingleberry April 6, 2022

Emily Sankey 

When you go on a night out and get absolutely embarrassingly wasted in front of everyone know every time you leave the house.
She went out last night to Trilogy and pulled an Emily Sankey
Emily Sankey by Shmethan Shmope April 18, 2022