We needed the rain at this time 

Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.

Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???

We needed the rain at this time by QuacksO August 26, 2023

My Quiet Evening Rain 

(n): An endearing term to be used for one special, very wonderful and lovely person. Usually refers to a shy, reserved individual who, although she doesn’t say much, gives off an energy reminiscent of gentle rain tapping on a window late after dark. Generally a bookworm and likes flowers.

Her eyes speak more than words

But what she shows is true
“From what I know of nerds
One day we will come through”
Oh My Quiet Evening Rain
Forever I will stay
In my heart you will remain
Together every day

My Quiet Evening Rain by nerds07 September 16, 2023

Praying for rain 

Hoping recent events will lead to the collapse of civilization.

Stock market corrects by 9.62% on the nasdac? I'm praying for rain

Blackrock bought 50% more homes this year? I'm praying for rain

10 more countries joined BRICS? I'm praying for rain

'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away

Praying for rain by Cerebrex January 5, 2024

shitty on the rain faucet 

Ripping the bong a perfect amount of times.

Yo bro, you want to get absolutely shitty on the rain faucet when we get home?

shitty on the rain faucet by Doodul April 15, 2024

A Storm with No Rain 

When you take a shit without pissing.

P1: Bro, I took a shit but it was A Storm with No Rain.

P2: That’s crazy.

A Storm with No Rain by splatic May 4, 2024

gazebo in the rain 

A stroke of luck, providing aid in an uncertain time

Wow, I can't believe our flight was delayed! What a gazebo in the rain that was after we forgot our passports at home.

Thank god for those kind souls who stopped for me after my car broke down; for them it was just another pit-stop, for me, a gazebo in the rain.

gazebo in the rain by slloge May 5, 2024

LIL PEPE RAIN

When someone ejaculates when their cellmate bends over.

When Ryan Fredricks black cellmate bends over, his lil pepe rains.

LIL PEPE RAIN by Mr Popilek March 9, 2025