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Angry Santa 

1. Name given to a person who usually is nice and joyous, but suddenly makes a sarcastic or angry remark that is inconsistent with their usual self. This is similar to seeing a usual jolly Santa becoming angry for any reason and is inconsistent with his character.

2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.
Person 1: "Remember when he slipped and fell on the sidewalk?"

-Everyone has a benign laugh-

Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."

Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"

Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"
Angry Santa by Doc Jay UCLA November 28, 2009
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Soggy Santa Hat 

When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.
Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."

Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."

Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Soggy Santa Hat by Hey Jack December 12, 2014

Rancho Santa Margarita 

1. Located in Orange County, CA
2. City of a way to much posers (i should know, im friends with a few)
3. Home to child of the devil Alicia (no last name will be givin, let is suffice to say shes evil)
4. Contains the vast majority of Trabuco Hills High School students
5. Popular hangout on Friday is the local movie theater
6. Next door neighbor to Coto De Caza (not sure if the dictionary has something on them, they rich and stuck up, thats all you need to know)
Yo Dude, I heard The Devils Spawn Was Chillin In Rancho Santa Margarita

Big Nasty Santa Fe 

v. When someone takes a Big'n'Tasty from McDonalds and then smashes it into somebody else's taint.
You sure got one hell of a Big Nasty Santa Fe the other day.

blue santa 

The blue santa is the person you end up shamelessly flirting/making an ass of yourself with, typically because they're the only one in a blue santa suit at Santarchy/Santacon/Cheap Suit Santas/etc.
After five shots of tequila, I ended up saying embarassing things to this blue santa at the bar last night.
blue santa by clamoring December 11, 2009

Soggy Santa Hat 

When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning
This Soggy Santa Hat is the symbol of our love for Christmas
Soggy Santa Hat by Anal Tornado December 13, 2014

Meat Santa 

One who gives kids meat for Christmas. Usually have the name Justin
Justin "Meat Santa" gave little kids his meat for Christmas.
Meat Santa by YDB17 April 29, 2019