The channel picker

This is when 2 are having sex, doggystyle, and during that, one party shoves a tv remote remote up the other parties ass until it picks a channel.

“Yo, one time I was curious and didn’t wanna pick a channel, so I shoved my remote up my asscrack and it led me to the news! This is when I invited the channel picker!”

The channel picker by CrispyButtttHair November 13, 2019

Canadian Apple picker 

A hillbilly boy with a love for apples

Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker

Canadian Apple picker by Mr.bigboyyyyyy December 12, 2020

goni se u tri picke materine 

when someone sends you something unfunny, you use this sentence.

“HAHA LOOK AT THIS FUNNY VIDEO OF MY CAT!”
“goni se u tri picke materine.”

goni se u tri picke materine by malzilover November 20, 2021

Hulk's packed lunch 

A badly beaten pussy

Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch

Hulk's packed lunch by Skeet boy February 7, 2023

Ultra-Berry Picker Packer Punch 3000 Gawk Gawk Balltwist

A sexual act of a MPS (member of preferred sex) giving a male oral sex. This meaning taking the mans penis into the mouth of the MPS.

Mattias: “Bae I cannot wait until I get home, i’m so horny.”
Samoura: “I can give you that ultra-berry picker packer punch 3000 gawk gawk balltwist!”
Mattias: “I can’t wait!”

Ultra-Berry Picker Packer Punch 3000 Gawk Gawk Balltwist by 💀Baddie😩 November 18, 2023

Lip Status: Packed 

A common meme depicting Squidward packing a fat lip of Copenhagen long cut dipping tobacco with the upper text reading "LIP STATUS:" and the lower text reading "PACKED." Squidward is wearing a camouflage hat in the image and there is a translucent confederate flag watermark over the entire meme.

Guy 1 - What's up dude?
Guy 2 - LIP STATUS: PACKED
Guy 2 - Hell yeah brother, if you ain't packin' you slackin'

Lip Status: Packed by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024

joshua jaylen mondrell pickens 

a 5’1 man

ace: ur like 5’0
josh: NO IM 5’1
when u see a 5’1 man say that’s joshua jaylen mondrell pickens

joshua jaylen mondrell pickens by acethingz420 May 14, 2024