woke 

To not be asleep or to rouse from sleep.

I woke up with a massive stonker, i had to throw one out to get rid of it!
or
When I woke up this morning my keks were spunky wet, must've had a wet dream!

woke by !cunt! December 25, 2016

Woke 

Retarded faggot

Ur woke you fucking whore

Woke by LeeGandi May 8, 2022

Woke 

A view that had noble & reasonable beginnings but fell into becoming a deductive ideology that categorizes humans in two main categories: as oppressors & oppressed.

Such as the view that wealth is only attainable via exploitation of humans.

That 50% of humanity as sexists, as is the case in the 'The Gender Wealth Gap'.

Or that humans can't discuss other demographics unless they are that demographic.
(sex/skin/genders/wealth status/sexuality)

The ideology does not encourage independence (ex: financial or social) as much as it encourages hatred of humanity as a sort of brave act.

Wokeness shares parallels with Ancient Christianity, for example:

Humans need to absolve themselves of their 'sins', be it social or economic.
The 'sin' of wealth, of being white, of being male, etc.

Linda: Elon Musk has managed to make rockets reusable, humans are going to live on other planets.
Sara: Doesn't matter he's a billionaire.

Sophie: Claire is dating Ahmed, they seem to be in love & care for each other.
Sara: She can still be a racist, that's not woke.

Kareem: Men & women have different risk raking behaviors, this may illustrate why the sexes earn differently.
Jeff: That's a very sexist thought Kareem, men and women are equal.

Woke by kakapoopooaccount April 26, 2022

Woke 

A non-linear, conscionable or unconscionable, fluid state of being knowledgeable, aware and mindful of
the pertinent intricacies and oftentimes unclear aspects of culture, communication and ritual in regards
to race, equality and injustice; and further an enlightenment to the nature of truth and language in
relation to an individual’s own perspective of self, other, or that of a collective.

Malcolm X was Woke.

Woke by gaojulin November 28, 2017

woke 

How Norman "Nick" and Shea view themselves due to their "extensive" knowledge on drugs. These self proclaimed "drug experts" know all the effects and background of every drug. With their "expertise" on drugs, they constantly try to push the narrative that most of these drugs aren't even bad. The reality of the situation is that they've seen some random fuckass bullshit on reddit or seen some tard pro-drug documentary. Usually Norman "Nick" will start spitting some bullshit on drugs with Shea following him and backing whatever bullshit comes out of Norman "Nick"'s mouth. Neither of these dudes are even close to "woke" but for some reason they keeping wanting to believe that they are on a complete different universe just because they "know so much" about drugs.

Norman "Nick": Yo would y'all ever try cocaine? I would definitely do it if given the opportunity.
Everyone else: Yo wtf, nigga are you stupid?
Norman "Nick": Dude it's not even that bad, it's not that much worse than caffeine.
Shea: Yea, he's actually not wrong, it's just a plant.
Ray Naker: Bruh stfu, y'all are not woke.

woke by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020

Woke 

"Woke" is the ideological and political equivalent of a valley girl instagrammer going to one Buddhist temple, hugging one Indian child, buying a sash from a tourist trap, seeing a goat or something outside a zoo and then making a social media post calling themselves enlightened while posing with a checked off world-map, starbucks, a Hindu Om necklace, with #blessed #spiritual #enlightened among other obnoxious tags.

Claiming oneself to be 'awake' to all things bad-bad while in reality they're just another useful idiot to power hungry marxist social justice ideologues.

I may be living on the street and begging for change just so I can get a vegan chestnut praline soy latte, but at least I have a degree in gender studies so I'm secure in knowing I'm more woke than the average wage-slave that fuels the capitalist system.

Woke by BinocusaurusRex September 20, 2020

Woke 

When someone thinks they know it all and is better than everyone else and is right about everything. Someone who thinks they realized that everything is racist, when in fact it is very much themselves that are racist. Someone who thinks that everyone hates transgender people, but in actuality, everyone is ok with it and would just prefer they get help or advice from a doctor first before slicing their penis off.

Karen is woke, but everyone wishes she would leave the United States and move to the middle east...maybe then she will become actually woke and realize she's just a fucking idiot

Woke by FlightRisk... January 22, 2022