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stag hag 

1. A straight man that has mostly gay male friends.
2. A straight man that constantly tries to turn his gay friends straight by engaging the in 'hetero' activities.
1. John is such a stag hag that he's lost the ability to pick up chicks.

2. Casey is a major stag hag. He took the gay boys fishing last weekend, then got pissed when they wouldn't touch the worms.
stag hag by maybedevine September 27, 2006
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Stag Queen 

A gay man who dresses in an ultra-masculine clothing, usually for a "fetish party", or in hopes of cruising other men who are into hyper masculine men.
Look at that leather daddy over there with the handle bar moustache and chaps. He's such a stag queen.
Stag Queen by notactuallyjez November 8, 2012

Stag hag 

Straight guys who have, due to current circumstances, been hanging around the gay pasture. They like to mow, they eat a lot, they shed socks. We have the gay women's security force after a couple of fights broke out over TV remotes. They eat a lot. They gays saw them as exotic at first, now they are just guys hanging around gays. They are growing on us.
The stag hag speaks longingly of the 1980's, when they worked for a union and made a great living.
Stag hag by Victoria Bronzeworth August 17, 2018

stag and doe 

a wedding shower that includes men and both sides of the wedding couple, not just the bride; see jack and jill or jack & jill
My wife and I went to a stag and doe last Saturday for Greg and Julie who are getting married next month.
stag and doe by Jake January 29, 2004

Stag beetle 

A beetle with the most amazing and powerful pincers ever seen on an insect, capable of breaking fingers, they are armoured, shiny, black and if you mess with them you will end up pinchy meat.
Skreeeeeeeeeee!!!

Also known as a Pinchy Skree
Stag beetle by Cleany May 14, 2004

Stag Hill 

A mountain in Mahwah, NJ that you don't want to travel up. Home of the Jackson Whites. Inhabited by a group of inbreds, who all have 1 of about 5 possible last names. People have been known to go up the mountain, and come back down with less than they started with (car, money, clothes, etc.).
"I'm goin up to Bear Swamp on Stag Hill to burn sum tires. Popcorn & Mousey are waitin on me."
Stag Hill by KippyMann March 25, 2008

Stag Fest 

A phrase with similar definition to Sausage Fest, a Stag Fest is typically an entire party of men, most of whom are hammered to the point of wobbling.
"hey Chris, how'd the party go last night?"

"fuckin' Stag Fest mate, most of 'em were hammered off their asses when i got there, so i bailed and went back home."