ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015

twenty pence piss 

Refers to the cost of peeing in a train station toilet, for which you will invariably be charged twenty pence to gain entry. Rhymes with "twenty pence piece".

"I was desperate to pee, but my train wasn't due to leave for a while, so I had to fork out for a twenty pence piss!"

twenty pence piss by brosephkirk January 11, 2012

Ponder 

To think and care

Ponder - To wonder and to care

Ponder by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

Ponder 

When someone is impressed by this person or to think before the decision is made by with care.

He Ponder when he heard of her name.

Ponder by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

Blame Pence by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

ponderize 

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.

ponderize by friesounz November 25, 2015

Ponder 

To reflect or consider with thoroughness and care

Something to ponder on

Ponder by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021