bald head hoe shit 

Dumb or Stupid ass shit.

Dat gurl need to get off dat BALD HEAD HOE SHIT!

bald head hoe shit by BEAUTIFULL March 22, 2005

Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger 

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.

Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!

Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010

Bald Headed Giggle Stick 

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.

Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!

Bald Headed Giggle Stick by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019

snatch you bald 

A threat to pull out all of one's hair. Often said by irate mothers.

"Give me that headband before I snatch you bald."

snatch you bald by MiloTheHobo September 19, 2009

Suits mah bally 

if your bally suits you rightly it’s your alter ego adjusting to your environment

Bally kid slang

“How’s your cocky Danny”?

Suits mah bally rightly.

Suits mah bally by shallybannon December 11, 2020

Slick Bald 

When ones head is so bald that it looks like it is slippery

D: “Hey do you see that guys head?”
J: “Yeah, it’s slick bald.”

Slick Bald by Youtuberkid May 28, 2019

Bald man in the sky 

a charismatic name for a certain director when they ascend in a scissor lift to “critique” the marching band

Look Look it’s the bald man in the sky he’s rising

Bald man in the sky by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023