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Choke the yoke 

When your about to nut and you clench your dick so you don’t cum.
I was about to nut insid my girlfriend’s friend last night so I had to choke the yoke.
Hey he's cool, he's probably yogesh.
yogesh by Eikichi Onizuka July 15, 2003
Very strong, well built, muscular body
A body builder.
Wow, that guy is fucking yoked!
Yoked by Matty Georgeous August 27, 2008

yoked up 

dave is yoked up, it actually looks like he's a farm animal and his master has a yoke on his shoulders
yoked up by moolee November 11, 2007
these days in Ireland, a Yoke refers to almost *anything*
"how do you get this feckin yoke to work?" - computer
"pass me that yoke" - pencil
"this yoke is feckin broken!" - DVD player
etc
yoke by A February 18, 2007

Yogeswara 

Look if you're looking at this, it legit just means I'm sick of people getting my name confused with Yogesh or Yogeswari and shit like that okay, just please spell it right for once its not even that hard.
Yogeswara: Hi, I'm Yogeswara
Person: Hi, uhh.......Cauliflower?
Yogeswara: Fuck you.
Yogeswara by Smauggy007 October 25, 2019