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Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating
Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.
def:to be drunk

synonyms: ripped, intoxicated, wasted, drunk, shitfaced

antonyms: sober, faggot
Me and my buddies had 15 beers each so we were so fucking shaterd.
shaterd by Da Linds Miesta January 17, 2004

Shamered 

To be both shitfaced and hammered during a long exposure to alcohol.
I was completely Shamered at the party last night
Shamered by Meston February 20, 2009

shatnering 

Overacting without the underlying skill to pull it off. See "Hambone."
Did you see David Caruso on CSI: Miami last night? He was shatnering so hard I thought he'd bust a vein.
shatnering by David Bryant May 7, 2004

shattered 

shattered to have consumed excessive amounts of alcohol
ian calling his mum to pick him up at 3am: hey ma! can you come and pick me up! im shattered!
shattered by blossmmm January 23, 2005
hammered and smashed combined into one
"omg I was so fuckn shmammered at daniel's party!"
shammered by Fini August 8, 2004