Acute scottsdalis nasopharyngitis, usually known as the Scottsdale
Cold, is a highly contagious, societal infectious condition of the respiratory system, primarily caused by Methylbenzoylecgonine or as it is usually known, cocaine.
A Scottsdale
Cold will usually manifest itself after the weekend, generally when one is returning to work. Common symptoms of the Scottsdale
Cold are runny nose, nasal congestion, sore throat, fatigue, malaise, and especially, loss of appetite.
The symptoms of a Scottsdale
Cold usually resolve after about one week, but with prolonged use, can last up to months, even years.
With no cure in sight, the annual cumulative societal cost of the Scottsdale
Cold in the United States is billions of dollars.
Wow, there was green, white, and liquor all over the
crib last weekend. My
nose is drainin and I am feelin that Scottsdale
Cold comin on
