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Ethan Saturley

The best boxer in the world also known as muscles of a god
Ethan Saturley is the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be
Ethan Saturley by Pro boxer October 29, 2019

Great rings of Saturn 

When someone has an unusually large or gaping anus.
Friend: hey mate did you eat out sally late night?
Friend 2: nah man her Great rings of Saturn was huge.
The sixth planet in our solar system. The only planet with the largest planetary ring. Has a moon called Titan which is one of the few moons with an atmosphere.
saturn by AYB April 1, 2003

saturnized 

a term used to describe anyone who has had their lives ruined by this defunked 2 bit car manufacturer. it applies to saturn owners as well as its employees,the idiots that bought these things thinking that it was a "different kind if car company" ha! Morons!GM funded the project ! Did you really think incompitant bafoons like Rick Wagner and his scumbag buddies could do something right? And even if they did history shows us that they would ruin it anyway. As for the employees,(especially the ones at the retail level)here's a bunch of dedicated hard working people who really did buy into the concept of taking care of the customer, these folks killed themselves working hard to make good on GM's fuck up. These are the true victims, they are getting fucked worse than anyone else! Think about this, congress is giving billions of taxpayer dollars to GM so they can restructure(get rid of employees and brands)including saturn, that means that everyone who works for saturn gets to pay GM to fire them ! That's like being raped and having to pay the guy who did it for medical expences he incurred while he raped you. In closing I just wanna say, thanks GM for all the wonderful work you did in fleecing the public yet again! Enjoy my money and i hope you fucking die!
Hey! look at all those people in the welfare office,I wonder are they saturn owners or employees? They've all been saturnized!

SEGA Saturn 

SEGA 32 bit system. It was made to compete with Sony's Playstation and the Nintendo 64.
SEGA originally designed the Saturn for 2D games and were like "Oh shit" when they saw the playstation. The saturn's controller was very similar to the PSX's, (Playstation) except it had 6 buttons in the normal position and 2 shoulder buttons, as the PSX had the SNES 4 button layout with 4 shoulder pads. The saturn's controller was a 6 button SEGA megadrive (SEGA Genesis) controller with shoulder buttons.
The controller was evolutionary of the Megadrive's offering, just like the console was meant to be. The saturn could do a better job of 2D then the PSX and 64, but 3D wasn't as good. With the help of an expansion the saturn could even run some 2D fighters better then the SEGA Dreamcast could. Still, games like Daytona USA are Playstation quality.
The console sold less then 10 million units world wide, mainly due to alot of the good games weren't realeased outside of Japan, and it wasn't as 3D efficent as it's opponents.
The console had decent sales in Japan, less the the PSX's but the Saturn sold more games: The saturn was more liked by people dedicated to gaming.
Also it had a battery for save files, there was a memory card but it was expensive.
Some of the Most popular Saturn games are: NiGHTS into Dreams, Panzer Dragoon series, Dragon force, Guardian heroes, Daytona USA, SEGA rally championship, Virtua Fighter, Fighting Vipers, Fighters Megamix, Radiant Silvergun and more...
The saturn was not as revolutionary as the PSX or 64 but in many ways better for 2D games.
SEGA Saturn by Marbarian September 6, 2005

saturnus 

glögg

We all hate it,taste like skit
take one saturnus and one blossa and you wont no more take a saturnus...
saturnus by the blossa November 24, 2003