A person obsessed with their sense of self worth. Characteristically they believe they are greater than other people and belittle others to gain status and feel powerful.
These people can almost never spell, drink too much, party with 'boiz' or are generally just stupid.

That Luke Sugars guy is a Pretentious Douchebag.

Pretentious Douchebag by Chuck13s March 18, 2011

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Pretentious Bitch

An annoying, usually psuedo-intellectual, skank or artist who listens to alternative music genres and thinks she's better than everyone. In order to maintain whatever self-esteem she has, she criticizes everyone and everything she sees, but in a very passive aggressive way, as to avoid open conflict. If she does fall into a verbal conflict her only defense mechanism is to rattle off random bullshit that makes no sense. Because her target doesn't know wtf she's talking about, she feels she is above the whole thing.

I hate pretentious bitches.

Pretentious Bitch by WHOknewHOZ April 4, 2011

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pretensible

The ability to pretend to be sensible.

Alan managed to become pretensible after administering normalisation before going to work on Sunday afternoon.

pretensible by Alan Rodwee May 12, 2007

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Prekend

Thursday after lunch through Friday afternoon by 3pm is considered the “Pre-Kend”; pre-weekend

“James wants the RSVP this week by the prekend”

Prekend by LaurenceOfPompei June 12, 2018

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