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Mugglewump 

A Foolish person with a huge lack of coordination and no good looks often picked on and drives a little girly hatchback car that belongs to their parents
Jewbob: Christian Sanby is such a fucking mugglewump
Cameron: Hahahaha yeah, u hear he crashed his mums pink barina?
Jewbob: HAHAHAHAHHA yeah
Mugglewump by DangerousDave October 27, 2003
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A person who utilizes animal feces as lubricant for anal sex. Preferably fresh dog diarhea.
I dated a muggler once who tried to stick animal crap in my butt.
muggler by J.M.Rock May 13, 2005

mugglesmord

1. verb - to become drunk beyond belief, usually with use of pencil sharpeners/cat hormones.
2. noun - a sort of gathering in which peoples from the ages of 35 to 80 come and watch their cats get drunk, and then smoke the cats jizz. ( see "famus-fatman-in-a-cat" )
1."Don't be mugglesmording while my parents are home, you'll get into much trouble."
2."Lets go down to the mugglesmord and exchange cat hormones after drugging them with pure vodka."
mugglesmord by Victor Sandbags January 25, 2005
A term used for a person who rudely leaves in a group chat after being added.
Tyler: Wow, Jess left the group chat after calling us stupid.
John: what a muggle.
muggle by mina is clummsy July 30, 2016

Muggle ass 

I like looking at that muggle ass!
Muggle ass by Lockdown jack September 21, 2016
A person who has not read Harry Potter books or seen the movies, term used by Potterheads
She didn't know who Ron was, she is such a muggle
Muggle by daphneaega November 29, 2016