1. An old piece of crap car.

Features include: a plume of blue oil-soaked smoke coming from the exhaust - general odor of beer vomit and french fries - a Kraco stereo with a 10 year old Nirvana cassette stuck in the player - flat white, flat blue and Bondo red in color.

2. Any Saturn automobile ever sold.

Man, that hooptie should be up on blocks at the trailer park by now!

hooptie by BFish December 11, 2002

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hoopty stop

When a hoopty comes to a stop, and the worn springs nose dive under braking, and then begin to bounce up and down, long after the vehicle has come to a complete stop. Usually, emmitting a loud metal-to-metal squeaking and groaning sound because the rubber spring isolators have long since been eroded away.

This may be accompianied by a subsequent stall, and backfire, with or without smoke, and/or a radiator shooting steam out of the grille.

See Movie: Uncle Buck

We were at the local cruise in, when everyone started laughing at this 80's land yacht that pulled off a wicked hoopty stop. The driver thought he was cool, pretending he had hydraulics, but it was really lame.

hoopty stop by KRASH! July 26, 2007

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hootinanny

an adventurous thingy

"CIA, it's time for another hootinanny!"

hootinanny by "Kool" October 12, 2005

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hoopin

Sticking a drug up one's anus

I think Brian is busy hoopin some ecstasy.

hoopin by desertfox1613 October 30, 2011

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