Cock holster

A one size fits all Orpheus that allows ones dick to be parked for an unlimited period of time.

Richard yells to his girlfriend to quit running her cock holster.

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California holster

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates

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A cock holster is the mouth of someone who is bitching

Quit bitching before I smack you in your cock holster

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“Omg why did you leave the house without a boob holster???”

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Last night Greg came over and used my flesh holster until he came, tomorrow night its his turn.

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When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.

That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."

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Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”

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