Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2 

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2 by teamscott October 30, 2008

doob tube 

a glass tube used to smoke marijuana cigarettes

Baby, have you seen the doob tube?

doob tube by The Cracka July 24, 2003

Tuber 

When a girl puts a tube in a guys ass hole and sucks out all of the shit then gives him head with shit in her mouth.

Brenda is such a kinky bitch she even gave me a tuber last night.

Tuber by Mctringkits March 14, 2007

Tube Dick 

A dick that is uncircumcised.

hahhah gus has a tube dick!

Tube Dick by jkingintheshower October 15, 2009

pube tube

the Internet (slang), as boob tube is for television.

* The Internet is far more about connections between peers than something
shown by a distinct class (TV networks/women) to a more-often separate
consumer class (viewers/men+lesbians).

* Whereas boobs offer diffences along few dimensions, the Internet and pubes
both vary dramatically depending on who the consumer is.

* As with pubes, Internet miners go through forrests (of information) to get
to their ultimate destination.

* There are far more pictures of pubes on the Internet.

At home I watch the boob tube, but at work I mostly surf the pube tube.

pube tube by ououou August 9, 2004

tube 

A joint/doobie (pot).

Dude, let's burn a tube then rape some homeless people.

tube by J Dogg August 12, 2003

tubepot 

A hot girl from Minnesota, who..loves to tube, smokes pot, is very hot, loves bob marley, and has a scooter.

Wow! Did you see that tubepot at the bar last night?

tubepot by brittney April 14, 2004