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Deuce an-a Quarter 

A large girl, that is still attractive after 2 or so beers
YO Did you see that chick over there, she's a deuce an-a quarter!!
-Yeah but I'd hit!!
Quit bogarting that deuce!
Deuce by pinky August 17, 2004

Deucebag 

A tennis player who consitently loses points during a game score of 40/40 advantage.
Lillian is an exeptional tennis player but always seems to lose the point right as she is about to win, what a deucebag!
Deucebag by Gaijinguy April 27, 2008

Deuce of Spades 

Motorhead's less famous B-Side.
The track "Ace of Spades" isn't a patch on it's b-side.
Deuce of Spades by The Big G June 25, 2004

Deuced out 

To be entirely void of fecal matter for ready expulsion; to no longer be able to deuce.
Marcus would have settled down on the john again for round number two, but he was all deuced out.
Deuced out by Dragondave December 9, 2008

fair deuce 

Something that Jackson says all the time. Not that i know him or anything. I just heard hes pretty cool. But not when he says fair deuce. Because he applies it to EVERY SITUATION.
"I wanna drink"
"Fair deuce"
" Im feeling sick"
"Fair deuce"

"Lets wear this decorative hat feather to go traveling to Denmark"
"fair deuce"
fair deuce by Not Jeordie June 15, 2014