Blind Man Choker

when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.

Dude! I totally gave my ex a Blind Man Choker last night! She totally deserved it!

Blind Man Choker by Chubert October 25, 2010

Blind Publish 

The act of clicking the "Publish" button on Urban Dictionary without even reading the definition first

I just blind published 5 definitions on UD. My life is complete.

Blind Publish by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

Blind Elephant 

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.

Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.

Blind Elephant by koala11111111 March 7, 2011

Blind Bombing 

Of or referring to CoD: series. At the beginning of the match when everyone randomly chucks a nade in the air.

LOL I just blind bombed this n00b!
MAN! This gamer just blind bombed me.
DUDE!! I'm Blind Bombing hard!!!1

Blind Bombing by n00bpwner8675309 April 25, 2011

Blenderzeus. 

An unstoppable force known for its largeness in size. Also known as "The Gun"

"Blenderzeus."

Blenderzeus. by Wolfpack Blenderzeus August 18, 2011

blind-gating

Staying in someone's blind spot for a really long time while driving.

Instead of passing me cleanly, the dude was just blind-gating. Luckily, I had my mirrors set up so I could see him.

blind-gating by 1695814 September 6, 2013

blender wrists

When a gay man unwilling uses his hands and wrists to talk excitedly about something.

Did you see the blender wrists on Steve? He was going a mile a minute talking about the hot sweaty guy at the gym.

blender wrists by Sassyfrass May 21, 2014