Taintshave 

It's an easy task to accomplish. take some hair buzzers and shaved your chest and then go all the way down to your pubes, then wrap back around the taint and asshole area. You have to clean the trimmers with bleach when your done, and walk around with sharp hairs for a day or so, but it's all worth it my friend. NO MORE DINGLES... I feel wonderful and look even better!

When you are going on a date and you simply have to get ready, so you shower, brush your teeth and taintshave.

Taintshave by Coolio Cam May 31, 2007

taint stomper

One who revels in the joy of stoming the taint. Taint stomping is not for the faint of heart, it only comes with years of love for the taint.

She was one fierce taint stomper, she's a real screamer I tell ya.

taint stomper by zsaund February 10, 2008

taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

taint patrol by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

Taintlapper 

One who for some reason or another finds it irresistable to lick the rarely cleaned skin between the asshole and genatalia during oral sex acts or other .

I can't stand that Girl ,she is such a taintlapper sometimes .

Taintlapper by B Bass May 8, 2011

Taintpack

The act of putting fingers in the pussy and the ass of a women at the same time and if possible carrying around like a six pack.

I was able to carry her to bed by taintpack

Taintpack by scottsnot December 24, 2012

Taint-a-nice-smell 

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.

"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.

Taint-a-nice-smell by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013

Taintrum 

An lover's quarrel between brogrammer's, whilst in the the throws of a redvining sesh.

Roberta and Jimothy were banging away hard at the backend during their two-man hackathon. Jimothy abruptly announces that Roberta must “Taste it!”. Roberta quickly disputes the proclamation and has a little taintrum about Jimothy's antics, all the while maintaing taint contact during the emotional outburst.

Taintrum by Big Damage December 10, 2013