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daddy football 

When the coaches kid plays the whole time no matter if they suck or is good. And won't let any other kid try for the position their kids is in even if they might be better.
Looks like another season of daddy football.

fantasy football commissioner 

Seth and Oliver are good fantasy football commissioner because they play fair.

Jamaican Football 

Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.
Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"

Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."

sex football 

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.
Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?
sex football by ajkl19 July 28, 2018

American Football 

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.
Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.

Touch Football 

A Form of Rugby League so Its Touch Not Tackle.
Its Limited-Contact
Bob - What ta fuck is Touch Football
JS - Form of Rugby